La Historia del Mamut

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Sundance Kid: Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman.
Butch Cassidy: Good hunting.
Sundance Kid: Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...

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Liberal Bias

It's well-known that facts have a liberal bias.

Indian math joke

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. He challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully.
Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. "Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"
The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

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Lord Harry

"I am prevented from coming in consequence of a subsequent engagement."
-Lord Harry in Wilde's Dorian Gray.

How To Kill A Mockingbird

http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

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